Nui maoli ka dick, akā no ke aha ke ʻano pana pua ʻē? Ua kiʻi ʻia me kahi pahu pahu huna liʻiliʻi? ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea i hiki ai i kahi wahine palupalu ke hoʻolauna iā ia iho i kahi monster. Ua noʻonoʻo mau wau ʻo nā wahine ʻeleʻele momona momona wale nō e hiki ke hoʻokō i kēia!
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
He ʻano kahiko paha au, akā makemake au i nā pubes huluhulu a ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kōkua. Ua hoʻopaʻa wau iaʻu iho i kēlā puʻu wai huluhulu, akā ua hele ke kanaka macho ma mua oʻu. Blonde ma ke kino. He nui kāna e paʻa ai a he nui nō hoʻi kāna e hoʻopili ai. Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi aku makemake ʻo ia iā ia ma kāna dick. He mea ʻōpio. Me kahi pumehana e like me ia, e loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi iwi ʻoi pōhaku.)
Makemake au e hoʻopaʻa ʻino iā ia