He mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku i ka ʻeleʻele ʻeleʻele e hoʻoheheʻe ana i luna i ka ʻāʻī o kahi kaikamahine blonde. Pono ʻo ia e lilo i lua e hoʻomāʻona ai i nā kāne ʻeleʻele a ʻai i kā lākou puʻupuʻu paʻa. A he kuleana ia e hauʻoli ai. Makemake au e hele ma luna o kēia mau lua pulu pulu me ko'u alelo.
He aha ke kanaka e hana nei! A paʻakikī nā kaikamāhine, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoweliweli iā lākou me kahi pūʻulu kāne. Nui kēlā dick! Hoʻokuʻu kekahi o lākou ma ʻaneʻi, ʻo kekahi ma laila, mai ʻoki ʻoe i kāna dick. Pehea lākou e lawelawe ai i nā kānaka a pau, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo. He ululāʻau moa a he kai kūmā. Hoʻopili lākou i nā kino a pau o nā kaikamahine. A me ka ninini ana a me ka ninini - ma ka laulā mea huli mai na kaikamahine e like me ka ua o ka sperm. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi ʻaʻole lākou i ʻeke.
Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ke kāne e kiʻi mau ana kāna wahine. E nānā i kēlā - aia kāna microphone ma kona poʻohiwi hema a pili i kāna kelepona. Hiki paha ʻo ia i ka haʻalulu ma ka home ke lohe ʻo ia i kāna wahine ʻAsia e kūkākūkā ana me ke kāne aʻe ma ka lāʻau. No ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i kēlā mau umauma me ka cum - e komo pū wau i ka laina! E nānā i ka piʻi ʻana o kāna mau ʻōpala ma luna o kēlā mau ʻeke - nui nā mea e lawe ai!
¶ ʻO wai ka makemake e like me kēia ¶