ʻO ka lede ʻakaʻaka a ʻike maoli ʻia. ʻO ka mua o ia mea maopopo ua hana ʻo ia i kahi mea pāʻani, akā ua wehe ʻia ka anus a mākaukau loa no ka moekolohe. ʻO ka wahine maikaʻi, koe wale nō ʻo ka uʻi ʻana me ka liʻiliʻi o kona nui. ʻO ka nīnau wale nō, he aha ke kūlana i kūpono iā ia?
Ha, ha - ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka ʻohana aʻu e hāʻawi pū ai i ka pus! Makemake ʻo ia i ka maiʻa, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka puaʻala ola, wela a momona! Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hoʻohana mau kona kaikunāne iā ia a ʻo ka vid kahi ala e kaulana ai ʻo ia. No laila he aha, pono e mālama ʻia ka ʻīlio ma kona manamana wāwae i nā manawa a pau.
He aha ke ʻano hoʻohālike?