Pono kēia kahu hale e hana ʻia pēlā - hele ʻo ia ma laila me ka wili ʻana i kāna hoki a me ka hoʻolei ʻana i kāna mau pōlele. No laila, ʻoi aku ʻo ia i kona waha ma ka ikaika. Me he mea lā ua wela loa kāna ʻiʻo i ke ahi a ua pau ka makaʻu i ka blonde. ʻO kona hoa hoʻi i kōkua i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kēia mea hoʻomākeʻaka i hiki i ka haku ke hoʻopaʻa i kona ʻāʻī.
ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
ʻAʻole ia he nīnau no ka hāʻawi a hāʻawi ʻole paha. Hilahila wale no ka hoowalewale ana i ke kumu. Eia naʻe, ʻaʻole e aʻo kēia mau mea nani, akā mākaukau mau lākou e omo. ʻAʻole hiki wale nā māka maikaʻi.