I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, e noʻonoʻo ana i ka makahiki o ke kaikunāne a me ke kaikuahine, he mea maʻamau ka hoʻāla ʻana o ke kaikunāne i ka ʻike ʻana i ke kaikamahine ʻōlohelohe i mua ona. Malia paha ʻo ka mea i hana ʻia aʻe ʻaʻole ia he ʻāpana o nā hoʻolālā o ka maʻamau, akā e haʻi mai iaʻu me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, e kūʻē anei ʻoe i kēlā nani lauoho ʻeleʻele? ʻO ia kaʻu ʻōlelo.
Hāʻawi mau kahi ʻekolu i nā manaʻo hou, hoʻonāukiuki i ke koko. Nani maoli ka hoki a ke kaikamahine ʻAsia. Makemake wau e hana iā ia iho. ʻAʻole naʻe nā kaikamahine ʻulaʻula a pau e lawe i ka puʻu: makaʻu lākou, ʻeke. Akā maikaʻi kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi iā ia. ʻAe, no ke aha he mea ʻole ia i ke ola maoli?! Ma ka liʻiliʻi maʻaneʻi hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka piha a nānā i nā kaikamāhineʻaʻole wale i nā jeans a me nāʻaʻahu, akā he'ōlohelohe.
Ua pili ka blonde i ka lealea moe kolohe. I kēia manawa, ʻo kona ola holoʻokoʻa e pili ana i nā ʻāʻī pulu, nā scrotums a me nā dicks. Noho ʻo ia e like me ka pipi i loko o ke keʻena - hānai pono lākou i kāna waiū mai ka hose, a ʻai ʻo ia i ke kokoleka e like me kāna makemake.
Makemake au e ha'a